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Thrashasaurus Rex
02:27
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Roaming the jungle looking for food
My giant ass teeth are gonna eat you
Stalking my prey, eating men
The little ones taste like Kentucky fried chicken
I'm a Thrashasaurus Rex king of the age
A badass dino breaking the cage
We're moshing for eternity headbanging towards infinity.
Hear my roar run in fear
See me coming shed your tears
When i die ill be in a museum
My epic riffs lost in a mausoleum,
I'm a Thrashasaurus Rex king of the age
A badass dino breaking the cage
We're moshing for eternity headbanging towards infinity.
I! Am a thrashasaurus!
I! Am a thrashasaurus!
I! Am a thrashasaurus!
REX!
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Alcoholocaust
01:45
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Beers the only thing we're gonna drink tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink until it ruins our lives
Numb the pain with whiskey suck it down real fast
Tonight we're gonna party LETS HAVE A BLAST
This what we’ll do, we’ll drink all the brews
Suck it all down like a boss, hope we survive the ALCOHOLOCAUST
Forget where we're going forget who we are
Forget where we fucking parked the car
Take beer bong shove it down your throat
Don't take it out until you begin to choke
This what we’ll do, we’ll drink all the brews
Suck it all down like a boss, hope we survive the ALCOHOLOCAUST
This what we’ll do, we’ll drink all the brews
Suck it all down like a boss, hope we survive the ALCOHOLOCAUST Hope you survive this ALCOHOLOCAUST
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What the hell is that thing in the pit?
Its 6 feet fuckin tall and eating all the kids
He's not here to party, he's here to fucking feast
Sees all you thrashers as a bunch of tasty meat
Pounding beers. running in circles
He's here to devour us all
Eating everyone, including our drummer Paul
BE! WARE! OF! VELOCITHRASHER!
BE! WARE! OF! VELOCITHRASHER!
His flip bill caps make him look cool
But in reality, he's just a fucking tool
Hears the fast music and it makes him wanna thrash
But If you're in the pit with him You'll be coming out his ass
Pounding beers. running in circles
He's here to devour us all
Eating everyone, including our drummer Paul
BE! WARE! OF! VELOCITHRASHER!
BE! WARE! OF! VELOCITHRASHER!
(Solo)
Pounding beers. running in circles
He's here to devour us all
Eating everyone, including our drummer Paul
BE! WARE! OF! VELOCITHRASHER!
BE! WARE! OF! VELOCITHRASHER!
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Misanthropy - CM Drunk
02:32
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Couldn't beat Taker at Wrestlemania 29
Now you're just trying to score yourself a dime
Been phoning it in for the past half a year
Now you're just sitting on your couch drinking beer
Straight edge society? More like straight edge loser
Cause now you're just a coked up boozer
Best in the world, yeah the best drinking maybe
Pounding down beers now that you're not in kayfabe
Falling from your straight edge ways
All those years were such a waste
Losing matches left and right
Binge drinking with no end in sight
Crying in the bottom of a beer glass
But at least you're still tapping AJs ass
All these part timers taking your spot
Now you're depressed and smoking all the pot
Walked out on us and taking a sabbatical
Let me tell you Phil, that's not fuckin radical
Sinking down the card, falling off the wagon
Think you're great, you're no American Dragon
Falling from your straight edge ways
All those years were such a waste
Losing matches left and right
Binge drinking with no end in sight
(Bridge/Solo)
Falling from your straight edge ways
All those years were such a waste
Losing matches left and right
Binge drinking with no end in sight
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