What the hell is that thing in the pit?
Its 6 feet fuckin tall and eating all the kids
He's not here to party, he's here to fucking feast
Sees all you thrashers as a bunch of tasty meat
Pounding beers. running in circles
He's here to devour us all
Eating everyone, including our drummer Paul
His flip bill caps make him look cool
But in reality, he's just a fucking tool
Hears the fast music and it makes him wanna thrash
But If you're in the pit with him You'll be coming out his ass
Pounding beers. running in circles
He's here to devour us all
Eating everyone, including our drummer Paul
Witty and raucous as ever, the Chicago noise-rockers rip into "flat earthers" and "tween shitbags" with misanthropic glee. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 21, 2019