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Yule
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Turbo man is here to spread Christmas cheer
Buy his doll today!
Jamie needs one now, they are all sold out
Put that cookie down!
Going to the mall, try to get a ball
He got two!
Get the mailman, stole my turboman
Im not a pervert!
Turbo man for Christmas FUCK YEAH
Dementor on my shitlist FUCK YOU
Booster is a shit gift FUCK THAT
Jingle All The Way LETS GO
Santas everywhere, hit one with a chair
I’ll deck your halls
Myrons got a box, inside its not socks
IT’S A BOMB
Tata turtle man I have a bigger brain
Fight the demon team and use your turbo-rang
I have the turbo man and Dementor didn’t slay me
Now to pick a kid I pick you JAMIIEEE
Turbo man for Christmas FUCK YEAH
Dementor on my shitlist FUCK YOU
Booster is a shit gift FUCK THAT
Jingle all the way LETS GO
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Dear Mother Dear Father,
What is this gift you have given me?
Gave me a PS3, When I asked for Xbox 360
What good is joint custody,
If I'm not getting twice as many gifts?
Dear Santa, Dear Santa
How many letters do I have to write?
It seems like every year,
you never get my fucking presents right
I will still believe in you, even when i turn 22
Jingle Bells, Deck The Halls, I don't give a fuck
All i know is that these presents suck
Dont give something you made
Every gift is a mistake
Dont give me shit I dont need
Unless you give me the gift reciept
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