Couldn't beat Taker at Wrestlemania 29
Now you're just trying to score yourself a dime
Been phoning it in for the past half a year
Now you're just sitting on your couch drinking beer
Straight edge society? More like straight edge loser
Cause now you're just a coked up boozer
Best in the world, yeah the best drinking maybe
Pounding down beers now that you're not in kayfabe
Falling from your straight edge ways
All those years were such a waste
Losing matches left and right
Binge drinking with no end in sight
Crying in the bottom of a beer glass
But at least you're still tapping AJs ass
All these part timers taking your spot
Now you're depressed and smoking all the pot
Walked out on us and taking a sabbatical
Let me tell you Phil, that's not fuckin radical
Sinking down the card, falling off the wagon
Think you're great, you're no American Dragon
Falling from your straight edge ways
All those years were such a waste
Losing matches left and right
Binge drinking with no end in sight
(Bridge/Solo)
Falling from your straight edge ways
All those years were such a waste
Losing matches left and right
Binge drinking with no end in sight
Witty and raucous as ever, the Chicago noise-rockers rip into "flat earthers" and "tween shitbags" with misanthropic glee. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 21, 2019