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Dyers Christmas Eve (A Smash Potater Joint)

from Sleigh 'Em All by Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre

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Dear Mother Dear Father,
What is this gift you have given me?
Gave me a PS3, When I asked for Xbox 360
What good is joint custody,
If I'm not getting twice as many gifts?

Dear Santa, Dear Santa
How many letters do I have to write?
It seems like every year,
you never get my fucking presents right
I will still believe in you, even when i turn 22

Jingle Bells, Deck The Halls, I don't give a fuck
All i know is that these presents suck

Dont give something you made
Every gift is a mistake
Dont give me shit I dont need
Unless you give me the gift reciept

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from Sleigh 'Em All, released December 21, 2015

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