Turbo man is here to spread Christmas cheer
Buy his doll today!
Jamie needs one now, they are all sold out
Put that cookie down!
Going to the mall, try to get a ball
He got two!
Get the mailman, stole my turboman
Im not a pervert!
Turbo man for Christmas FUCK YEAH
Dementor on my shitlist FUCK YOU
Booster is a shit gift FUCK THAT
Jingle All The Way LETS GO
Santas everywhere, hit one with a chair
I’ll deck your halls
Myrons got a box, inside its not socks
IT’S A BOMB
Tata turtle man I have a bigger brain
Fight the demon team and use your turbo-rang
I have the turbo man and Dementor didn’t slay me
Now to pick a kid I pick you JAMIIEEE
Turbo man for Christmas FUCK YEAH
Dementor on my shitlist FUCK YOU
Booster is a shit gift FUCK THAT
Jingle all the way LETS GO
Witty and raucous as ever, the Chicago noise-rockers rip into "flat earthers" and "tween shitbags" with misanthropic glee. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 21, 2019